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RK Pendergrass

Cheap Ass Wine Reviews: Diseño Old Vine Malbec

Because most people are too broke and tired to be pretentious.

2 min readApr 25, 2019

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Cheap Ass Wine Reviews: Diseño Old Vine Malbec

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RK Pendergrass

The Birthday Party Test: How To Narrow Your Audience

Dripping your message into too big of a pool is a sure way to dilute it to homeopathy levels . . . which we all know doesn’t work.

2 min readMay 23, 2018

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The Birthday Party Test: How To Narrow Your Audience

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RK Pendergrass

Reality and Real Trees

Magical thinking, practicality, and learning to get rid of things.

8 min readDec 25, 2017

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Reality and Real Trees

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RK Pendergrass

Patreon Has Screwed Your Supporters: Now What?

Patreon‘s recent fee changes have many multi-creator supporters considering pulling their pledges.

5 min readDec 8, 2017

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Patreon Has Screwed Your Supporters: Now What?

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RK Pendergrass

Blog Post: Infatuation With Immersion

September, the month in which I dive fully into immersive theatre with my entire heart.

8 min readSep 11, 2017

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Blog Post: Infatuation With Immersion

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RK Pendergrass

How To Prevent Unintentionally Farcical Nazis

Or: What Happens When You Receive An Email From The Great Grandson Of J.R.R. Tolkien While Visiting New York

6 min readJun 29, 2017

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How To Prevent Unintentionally Farcical Nazis

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RK Pendergrass

Advice on Writing in which ‘Block’ Has Been Replaced with ‘Cock’

Who doesn’t need a few inspirational words for when they’re stymied by the cock?

1 min readJun 14, 2017

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RK Pendergrass

Introducing BLAME™!

The Hot New Party Game For Former FBI Director Hearings And Literally Every Woman’s Life

1 min readJun 12, 2017

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Introducing BLAME™!

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RK Pendergrass

CHEAP ASS WINE REVIEW: Broadbent Vinho Verde Rosé

Because most people are too broke and tired to be pretentious.

2 min readMay 28, 2017

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CHEAP ASS WINE REVIEW: Broadbent Vinho Verde Rosé

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RK Pendergrass

Behind the Lines: “If Adult Movie Dialogue Were Actually ‘Adult’”

Read the piece (my first for National Lampoon) here: http://nationallampoon.com/adult-movie-dialogue-actually-adult/

5 min readMay 5, 2017

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Behind the Lines: “If Adult Movie Dialogue Were Actually ‘Adult’”

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RK Pendergrass

RK Pendergrass

Writer. Humorist. Storyteller. Dog lover. Cat apathist. Level 3 certified wine nerd via WSET. “standing around, waiting eagerly to be offended” — John Cleese

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